BIG BITCH PRESIDENT

Crazy.
Elusive.
I burn bridges to keep warm.

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

(via ireallylikewaffles)